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Friday, January 23, 2015

The horrifying stages of having your favorite TV show spoiled

Is there ANY fate worse than having your favorite TV show RUINED by a spoiler?! We’ve all been there, and it is totally devastating.

This mortifying post brought to you by Saturday, January 24th’s ALL-NEW Henry Danger episode, “The Spoiler”! 8PM, 7c ONLY on Nickelodeon. 

Stage 1:

Everything was going so well. You had a hot piece of pizza in your hand, your best friends were over and you were all about to watch your favorite TV show. When… all of a sudden, the unthinkable happens. Your phone goes off, and you mindlessly reach for it, not knowing that your whole night is about to be SPOILED!!!

Stage 2:

You have been SPOILED! You will try and convince yourself that maybe you read the text wrong, and you don’t know. But you know. I’m sorry my friend, there’s no turning back. The spoiler is in your brain. You cannot un-know it – no matter how hard you try!

Stage 3:

Oh, the horror! How could this happen? You’re a good person! You floss, you eat your broccoli, you hold the door open for people—and someone—some monster, would actually PURPOSEFULLY ruin something so important to you?!

Stage 4:

Okay, you’re here. You’re in deal-with-it-mode. So… let it out. Scream. Scream at the top of your lungs. And then, scream some more. 

Stage 5:

It’s been an emotional two minutes of letting it out. You need to rest. Let your body fall to the floor, and stay there for a while. The floor won’t spoil your favorite TV show. The floor can’t talk. 

 Stage 6:

Your paranoia is at an all-time high. This is the stage where you trust no one. You think your grandma watched your fave show just to ruin for you. Your mailman is going to leave a revealing note in your mailbox. Your cereal is snap, crackle, popping the ending to your favorite show! This is crazy, but you’re right to be worried.

Stage 7:

It’s time for an intervention. Your friends are worried about you; you haven’t left your house in days, and have disconnected your cell phone and internet. You’ve been wearing your hands as earmuffs for so long that your elbows are cramping. You need to accept what has happened. You need to get it together.

Stage 8:

Congratulations! You’ve gotten it together. You have finally moved on, and left your house. You can’t let fear ruin your fun.  We as a society need to put our foot down and say: “DON’T SPOIL THINGS FOR ME! I WILL FIND THEM OUT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, AND NO SOONER!” And until the day when people stop spoiling things, we need to, as a society, put our fingers in our ears and yell “FALALALALALA!” as one. 

Henry Danger, “Spoiler Alert”, this Saturday, January 24th at 8PM (7c), ONLY on Nickelodeon! It’s a great episode and I’m not giving anything away!

Friday, January 9, 2015

Being Invisible: Pros and Cons (brought to you by Henry Danger)

Wish you were invisible? You’re not alone. Thousands of us wish on shooting stars every night for this spectacular super power. Here is a concrete analysis of the pros and cons of living invisible.

Brought to you by the ALL-NEW Henry Danger episode “Invisible Brad”, airing THIS Saturday, January 10th, at 8 PM (7c). 

So, do you still want to be invisible? Let me know, and be sure to watch the ALL-NEW Henry Danger episode “Invisible Brad” this Saturday, January 10th at 8PM (7c) ONLY on Nickelodeon!!

Thursday, January 8, 2015

#AskDanWarp: iCarly Props

@CosgroveMcCurdy asksDo you still have the objects, etc. from the iCarly set?

Dan Schneider:  Yes!  I have a lot of the furniture and props from iCarly.  In fact, I have furniture and props (and other items) from all my shows.  Here’s how it works…

Whenever one of my TV shows comes to an end, I walk around the sets with our production designers (the people who design and create our sets), and I tell them which things I want to keep from the show. 

After we film the final episode, all the things I want to keep are carefully packed into a truck.  Some of the items are delivered to my house, but most are delivered to a special storage unit I have in Hollywood.

I kept lots of stuff from iCarly.  I have most of the living room furniture… and the front half of the Mustang car from the iCarly studio… and Freddie’s tech cart and video camera… Sam’s blue remote… some of Spencer's sculptures... and I even have the sparkly blue cowboy hat that Carly wore in the final party scene in the very first episode of iCarly – the same blue hat you see her toss up in the air during the open credits of every episode.

I’ve always been a sentimental guy, so I really like to keep stuff from my past shows. 

For those of you who remember the first show I wrote and produced, I even have the original Big Ear of Corn!

Thanks for asking.


–Dan Schneider (a.k.a. @DanWarp)

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Henry Danger Guide: How to Tell if You’re Turning Into a Man-Beast

Have you or a friend been hit by the rays of a Manly Machine in the past 24 hours? Unsure? Look for the symptoms!

Are you trying to fight strangers at Italian restaurants?

Are you averaging 90 pull ups a minute?

Are you letting your chest hair out to breathe during nice dinners?

Do people find it off-putting when you eat your raw steak with your bare hands?

Are you constantly being told to "tone it down"?

Do you spend up to 4 hours a day admiring your body hair?

Are people terrified of taking selfies with you?

Are  you upping your rep game significantly?

Do people ask you if you're your date's father?

Does your date think you're trying to wrestle her when you go in for a hug?

Do you consider your mouth to be a reasonable alternative to scissors?

Do you sometimes get so out of control that your friends have to contain you with full body restraints?

If you, or a friend, are exhibiting any of these beastly symptoms, please call your local zookeeper, and tune in to the ALL NEW Henry Danger Episode" Henry the Man-Beast" this Saturday, November 22nd at 8PM (7c), only on Nickelodeon! 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Fun Moments with Russell Westbrook!

In honor of our friend Russell Westbrook's Birthday yesterday (November 12th), we've put together 7 fun moments from the NBA star's Henry Danger episode titled "Too Much Game".  The episode airs this Saturday, November 15th at 8 PM (7c), only on Nickelodeon! 

1.  Russell teaches Jace (Henry) the proper way to sit on a bench in front of a concrete wall.

2.   Fierce competitors, or best friends? Who can tell anymore?

3.  Puppy love: the only force in the universe as strong as Captain Man... well, almost.

4.  Jace contemplates whether it's a better play to jump over Russell's head, or go through his legs.

5.  These  guys have the most insane Best Friends Forever necklaces, you don't even KNOW! There's like a strobe light, and a padlock, and a rack of ribs, and a moon rock, and a dinosaur bone.

6.  Yes, I am interested in changing my long distance service provider.

7.  It's always hard to be the new kid in middle school. Especially when you're 26. 

You CANNOT miss the Russell Westbrook madness on Henry Danger: Too Much Game! Saturday, November 15th at 8 PM (7c), on Nickelodeon! 

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Henry Danger! TONIGHT!!!

Okay guys, Henry Danger premieres TONIGHT!  It starts at 8:00 PM (7 central).  If you’re on Twitter, you can ask me any question you want.  I’ll be answering 100 questions from fans!  I'll start taking questions right as the movie begins tonight.

Please try to make your questions about Henry Danger, as you watch the show.  But if you have questions about other stuff, I’ll try to answer some of those, too.

Here’s how it will work…

Our web team is going to be on my Twitter (@DanWarp), scanning the questions.  When they see an interesting or fun question, they’ll send it along to me.  I’ll answer it, and they’ll post it right away.

You must put #HenryDanger in your question for it to be considered.

We’re all really psyched about tonight!  The Danger Begins at 8:00 PM tonight!

Peace & Love,